I arrived at Vanity around 1...

I arrived at Vanity around 1 am. $15 cover charge (since I already had paid for a membership) and they stamp your hand. I took a seat and studied the menu. I was told the chef was not working tonight so food was not available. At 1:30 am they announced it was last call to take advantage of the 3 for $50 offer. I was ready to go back for it but only one fugly asked me if I wanted a dance.

At 1:45 am, they did a $25 2fer1 uptime. All the dancers were called up to do a walk across the stage. I did finally get one of the hotter dancers there to ask me if I wanted to dance so I accepted her offer. We went back to the couch room and while we were waiting for the song to start she starts trying to pitch the $600/hour VIP room to me. I told her I would consider it based off her performance in the couch room. By the time the 2fer1 started, I was sitting next to two other guys on both sides of me while the bouncer stood in front of us to watch (no privacy). No two way contact and very light one way contact. The highlight of it was her rubbing her fake DD tits over my dick for about 20 seconds at a time once per song only. She gave me an attitude for not tipping her at the end on top of the $25. She had me hard by the end of the 2fer1 but not excited enough to jump for her offer of $600/hour VIP. She mentioned that it was a 10% fee for credit cards so it would really be $660 and I should just round up for the tip so a total of $700.

Compliments to the DJ who was playing good house music and the songs seemed good length even during the uptime 2fer1. The club had a very small parking lot but upscale decor.