I came here on a Friday...

I came here on a Friday night after working all week. As soon as I sat down in the club, two only slightly attractive girls sat down at my table and immediately tried to sell me a lap dance with both of them at the same time. I reluctantly agreed, thinking they would just take turns getting on my lap and it wouldn't really be better than a dance from one girl. I didn't really want to pay twice as much for two girls. They assured me I would enjoy it. Wrong, wrong, wrong. For lap dances, two girls isn't twice as good as one girl. It was actually kind of unpleasant, like a gang assault. I really felt cheated out of my money. They should have paid me, it was that bad. And they wanted me to give them a tip afterwards! I can't believe they were so unobservant that they couldn't tell I just wanted to get away from them as fast as possible. What a depressing way to end the week.