I checked out this club a...

I checked out this club a while ago while in town as a tourist. First off, this is what I would call a pasties club, since all the girls wear a latex coating painted over their nipples. Clubs shouldn't be allowed to call themselves topless if you don't get to see all of what you came to pay money to see!

I dropped by on a slow weeknight and it didn't seem very promising, with only about 5 girls working and few customers. The girls ranged from 4-6 out of 10 in attractiveness. After a couple of $5 beers, a blonde asked if I wanted a dance. She had an average girl-next-door look, nothing spectacular, and my inclination was to pass, but knowing that nothing better was going to come along, I agreed. She talked me into getting a dance in the semi-private VIP room. Luckily for me, she turned out to be very friendly, personable, and capable of giving a good hard-grinding, enthusiastic lap dance experience. I was worried her latex pastie might peel off in my face, but somehow it didn't! Since it wasn't busy, we had the VIP room to ourselves, and I ended up getting several dances. Can't recall her name, but she's from Germany, in her mid-late 20's, and had worked in town as an au pair for a while.

I noticed one girl on stage who didn't appear to be wearing pasties. Upon closer inspection, it turned out she had applied a transparent liquid bandage to her breasts. You could see right through it, so I accused her of cheating. She claimed she was allergic to latex. I think all pastie clubs should allow dancers to use liquid bandage...