Everyone stripper in this town will tell you to get the steak here
Springfield, MO. Tuesday night. Area is fine, west side of town, busy street, sunshine street. Plenty of parking. Walk in. Guy at the front, ID check. He sees my ID and starts talking about the good times he had in NY. Real friendly guy. But he might also be the lap dance checker outer, so I'll hold judgement. Pretty nice club inside. Layout is bathrooms on the left, bar dead ahead, one stage, one girl up at a time, over on the right. And farther right past that is the dance area. I believe it's $30 a song here. Two way touching is allowed. I asked about nipple sucking, pasties here, they said no. And to be honest you can kind of see the dances from the rest of the club, and I'm told the bouncer will walk by. Customers, not too many a handful of white and hispanic guys, all middle age.
Dancers. Here and Rumors I would say are the two top lineups in town. All white girls here. Some chunky, some thin. Mix new and veteran dancers. Age range 20's to 40's. Some plastic even, a couple fake racks. About 15 girls I would say. I would say mostly 6-7 range with a couple 8's.
One blonde girl, with a nice body, I forget her name, I said hey you wanna go for dances. Sure she says just give me a second. Goes to the bar, comes back and walks past me to what is probably a regular. That was that for her for the night. Nice body though, I would've done the limited mileage dances with her. One other girl with glass, brown hair, great body though, Lexi maybe something like that, I wanted take for dances but my questions on stage were answered with a lot sass, it turned me off. Like "I'm not under any obligation to get molested by a customer" Hey can suck them titties I said "Uhh no, I'm not getting fired for you" I got her laughing a bit but you could tell she spared no fools during dances, so I'm not putting my money in the woodchipper.
The shot girl and one thick young brunette girl sat with me most of the time, i guess it was slow enough that one would actually want to converse with a lunatic like me.
You know what you could find some decent talent here for sure. Mileage seems just ok at best with a hard ceiling. When I was at Rumors at the end of the night I was thinking about swinging back here to see if that blonde girl got freed up but I never did, I spent the saved money at Rumors.
Lastly everyone in town and in this club was saying this strip club has the best steak in Springfield. Something to think about. I didn't get it, last thing I need is to have to take a dump while I'm club hopping or even just having shit stuck in my teeth looking like a fucking asshole, but maybe next time I'm in town I'll stop here and try it out.
