Admiral Theatre
3940 W Lawrence Ave Chicago, IL 60625

Arrived Saturday after midnight, had to...

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JunkYardDog
Mar 8, 2010, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday After Midnight

Arrived Saturday after midnight, had to wait about 10 minutes till some seats opened. After I sat down then paid for my bottle of water which brought the cover charge to a whopping 31 bucks I thought to myself no wonder why I don't come here that often...

Welcome to Chicago, home of the Cubs, crooked cops and even more crooked politicians with some of the lamest strip clubs in the country but despite the insane cover fee if you're an out of towner or just a once in a while visitor like myself I would highly recommend the Admiral. Why? It's still the only game in town! DO NOT even for a second consider wasting your time & money anywhere else in the city limits if you do then you'll really hate yourself. They got a ton of girls which most are attractive, depending on what night some are really gorgeous & it's full nude. I simply can't go to a SC unless they take it all off on stage anything else just bores me to tears.

There's a main stage & 2 small stages where the girls rotate, they actually did a shower show with 2 girls getting in & making out not quite E.St.Louis style but enjoyable never the less. Like I mentioned there are a lot of girls here, mostly very young & they take it all off. Unless you're willing to go all the way to the ghetto clubs in the far south suburbs then this would be your best bet. Try to go during the week when it's not so crowded plus the cover is should be less.

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