Based on what I saw on...

Based on what I saw on this club's website, I was disappointed with my trip here recently. This extremely rural strip club looks infinitely better online than it does in person, which is probably a testament to the club's owner more then anything. This place apparently used to be called the "Pink Lady", "Cory's Closet", and "MaXXimum Exposure" in the past. It's located about 30 minutes or 20 miles outside of Albany, NY. Take I-787 Exit 7E, then go East down NY-378 to US-4 South to NY-136 East to NY-150 South to get here quickest. You can also get here by getting onto NY-66 as well. Seriously though, it's waaaaay out in the middle of nowhere & couldn't get any more podunk.

The club is a small, white house with a gravel parking lot. The cover charge is $15, but that includes all-you-can-drink non-alcoholic drinks as well. You'll enter at the front of the building & pay the DJ the cover charge, then enter through a cheesy curtain into a VERY small main room. To your Left will be the spiral staircase that goes up to the upstairs LD area & a couch where usually the DJ and/or some of the dancers hang out. In front of you will be (from Left to Right), the entrance to this club's "adult store" (which is way better lit than the rest of the club), the small bar area, the entrance to the large (but understocked) bathroom, a small couch LD room, and the entrance to the dancer's dressing room. The stage area will be on your Right, and there's very limited seating other than stage-side seating in this club.

The place is really dumpy looking...it looked like someone put the place together with a hammer & a few nails over one weekend. Even though I knew I was at the right place (based on the look of the outside of the building), I did a huge double-take when I entered this club.