Million Dollar Club
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4310 Clark Ave Cleveland, OH 44109

This place is a hole on...

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spike931
Nov 18, 2009, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

This place is a hole on the wall. Literally. There's a giant hole in the back wall and the mirror that's on it. Talked to one of the girls and it's been like that for at least 6 months. Anyway, the place is dirty, the floor is sticky, the floor is slanted and a lot of the chairs are broken. So, if ambiance is your thing then stay away.

The girls... well, the club doesn't open until 8pm so there;s generally just one shift of girls, and the number of dancers will range from 5 to 10 and in that group there's usually one that's an 8 or 9. A lot of 5's and 6's and there's always at least one 1. In other words, not the best selection of girls, but you can Always find at least one that's enjoyable.

So, what's good about the place? Best value I can think of. $3 cover charge (which is only charged at random... you go in one day at 9 and pay the $3, same day next week, you're not even asked to pay) there's a one drink minimum and all of the drinks are about $5, and the dances are $10. GREAT dances at this place. YMMV because the dances are what you make of them. Tell the girls what you want and that's about what you get. If you don't have much money on you and still want to get your grind on, this is the best that I've ever seen in that regard. If you want more, I'd suggest somewhere else. Anywhere else.

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