This was a return visit for...

This was a return visit for me. I previously reviewed this club and got great personal attention from a dancer named Milan. Then the place got busted and I heard a rumor that they added a mama-san in VIP. My fears that this funky little no-booze, total nude, no-smoking, high-mileage club had changed its stripes were unfounded. Milan now is, allegedly, Toni or Antoinette, depending on when you talk to her. She changed her hair and is prettier for it. She is a big and top-heavy Midwestern girl that likes her nipples played with and gives great personal attention in the VIP. The drill is the same as my previous review: clean and smoke-free club, same crappy bathroom, same $19 entry fee that covers VIP wristband, all your soft drinks and cover. Stripper drinks (bottled water) are $6. The girls I saw were pretty and very sexy during their 2 song sets. The club is EXCEEDINGLY dark, and by the time my eyes adjusted to the darkness, Milan-Toni-Antoinette was sitting by me, rubbing my crotch and pushing for a private. She didn't remember me from my previous visit, and that is OK, for I forget what line of stripper-club BS I laid on her, but I remembered her. After seeing many other girls on stage, I took her to VIP and took her up on her offer of $20 full contact dances. She made it clear that the tip for a skin-to-skin money shot was in addition to the dance fee, and before too long, my zipper was down, she was getting herself off on my hand and getting me off with her hand. Before the fourth song was over I yelled "BINGO!", tipped her, zipped up and took the walk of shame out the door. Not much has changed, except for the stripper names. Oh, and Milan-Toni-Antoinette: if you really came to my "room" at 8:30 pm (which I doubt, as I understand stripper BS), sorry I wasn't there. By 8:30 I was already back home after a three hour drive and cleaning up the aftermath of our time in VIP. I recommend this club for the guys that just want to get off and not have to drink false courage to do it.