I had not been to a...

I had not been to a strip club in some time so when I walked in I was not sure what to expect.. The cover was 15 which is about right for Manhattan. I asked the guy at the door, if there was anyone in there..He looked at me like I asked a stupid question.. But when I walked in I realized it wasn't really all that dumb a question because there were a total of 4 customers including me.

First thing I realized was it was all nude which means - No alcohol - damn.. I just don't get that - Seems to me the place is passing up some serious cash from bar sales, but later I found out how they made up for those lost sales. Anyway - The girls were good looking and my type too - all black and Hispanic - The best thing is that they could all work the pole. There's nothing worse than a stripper that cannot dance. I don't care how good she looks.. The dancing needs to be hot, sexy and erotic or else what's the point? This one cute but a little chunky Hispanic girl kept asking me if I wanted a lap dance - after the 3rd time I said ok..It's not that I didn't want one, It was I didn't want to pay 40 dollars for one.. Guess that's how the place makes up for not serving alcohol.

Now, maybe I was just very horny but the lap dance was awesome. So much so, I paid for an additional 2 dances. She was fun - nice big breast.. ok butt, but she could work it. It would have to rank up there with one of the best lap dances I've had.

My recommendation to the owner would be to

1. Tell the girls to leave the G-strings on and start serving alcohol.