So, my second night in Tulsa,...

So, my second night in Tulsa, I tried out C9 after a less than satisfying experience at Night Trips (see my review for NT in Tulsa and Double D in OK City which has the same owner as NT). The last reviewer hit the highlights of the club, cheap beer, strange layout and low quality dances. Someone mentioned Luna as the worst dancer, I will confirm that, completely air. She's covered in awful tattoos, the worst being a prison-art-looking skull on her leg, so be warned. I will say she works the room harder than anyone though.

If you like stretch marks, this club is for you. Ashley (a skinny blond) was sweet enough and as decent a dancer as the rules will allow, but once I spied the stretch marks, I was deflated for good. The best dance was from a big naturals pale skinned brunette, I would have gotten two LDs but she quit after the first. As I said in my NT review, somehow these dancers got the idea that ramming their butt into your gut makes for a fun dance. Not for me. There was a great blonde with fakes spending a lot of time with regulars who I would normally get a dance from but could see it wasn't better than any of the others. Also, a great hard-body brunette with fakes that never even asked me and I was sitting in prime location (everyone else asked) and spending money. Well, actually I left with more than usual as the mileage was so poor.