Weird Vibe

Club interior is a little run down but not excessively dirty. 420 and smoker friendly, expect to come out smelling like somebody's skunky dirt weed. BYOB with a lot of winking about being able to duck out to your car if you want to. Souvenir cups are sold with sodas for mixers. It's a full nude club - sit at the table and tip and you'll more than likely get grinded on by whoever's up there. Nice that they have a hoop and pole, and the hoop is a draw for talent.

Dances are $35 for the bench around the outside of the table and start at $150 for 3 songs in a room. Most of the dances I've gotten were pretty great, depending on the girl and deoending on how inebriated and testy she might be. I've had 4 dances from one girl, 2 were great, 1 was bad, 1 was awful where she spent the entire time complaining about me not tipping her enough (after we were in the room, but before the dance even started), which she cut short (for the record I always tip 20-30% or more). Most have been conversational and pleasant, but I've had a few treat me like I was wasting their time even being there. Some of the girls are super aggressive (the Cuban girls in particular), getting grossly touchy out on the floor, some have turned down dances, or left all their money on the stage after their set. The dancers have a pretty broad range of body types, ages, etc., most average later 20s with a few knockouts. With there being no alcohol you're free to spend all your money on the dancers instead of being pressured into buying overpriced booze.

I've seen some dance injuries, some fights break out, some drunken penis waving, and lactation.