This place was hard to find...

This place was hard to find for two reasons. First, the directions here on tuscl are wrong, and second, google maps puts the club at the wrong spot. I updated the club details, but just to be clear, the club's on the north side Snyders Corners Road, between NY 150 and NY 66. Club website also has decent directions.

So it took me a bit longer to get there than I expected, but at 8:30 (on a Friday) I was still too early. One drowsy blond on the couch with the bouncer/DJ. To the right, an empty stage surrounded by empty chairs. Place was generally shabby and far from immaculate, but not offensive. Paid my mandatory all-you-can-drink $5 tab and nursed a root beer. Girl rises from the couch -- not bad looking, a little plump, friendly, but extremely dazed. We talked & she suggested it would be a while before anyone else arrived and I'd do well to take her upstairs in the mean time. With no better offer in sight, I paid up (to the bouncer), $75 for full nude. She ran to the back to get a blanket, "sorry, it's the rules..."

There are 2 or 3 private rooms with couches and nominal decor. She strips down to g-string and starts a little conversation -- exactly the *same* conversation she'd started downstairs, her name, my name, first time, welcome, good times... she was like a stuck record. (For you younger folks, like a badly-ripped mp3.) She was eager to please, though. For all her talk of rules, once in the room there were, as far as I could tell, no limits. Nada. Fun. A little scary, almost, and ultimately I had to impose limits of my own. And when we were done, wow, she starts with the conversation again, yes, the same one. $20 tip at my insistence, and I was out of there, that crazy girl had done me in. A few other girls were just arriving as we came down the stairs, and they winked knowingly. My impression was that this particular lady was known to be on the permissive side.