After all the whoop-law and great...

After all the whoop-law and great reviews i tried thid pace out. No doubt the dancers are among the hottest I've seen. Most were pentouse Pet quality. However this eems to be a place for regulars as most of the hootest girls left the stage to return to tables and sit and hang out for a very long time. Finally a rail thin cracked head looking girl approached me. She was baked but sometimes the high ones can be fun...

Not this one. opted for a VIP for a quoted 25 bucks (somehow it turned into 30 if I "wanted to avoid a scene". Along the way she said to tip the bouncer 5 bucks which I did. Later found out she had pocketed the fiver...lame lap dance by Detroit standards mutual touching but really all based on an upsell. Desided to cut my losses and head out to the sleazy but HONEST dive called Bogarts.

I felt nickled and dimed at Penthouse...6 bucks for parking, 2 to check my coat, DEMANDED 1 buck tip to the waitress, bouncer bucks, etc. etc. Why not just charge a $30 door fee and stop all the horseshit?