I go here on occasion and...

I go here on occasion and last night I came to get a couple of LDs. First problem was when it took a while for someone to let me in. Once I got in, I noticed one of the dancers (later I found one of two there) was sitting at the bar. (I'm going to put the next bit of info in caps so that each and every strip club would get the hint): WE (THE CUSTOMERS) KNOW THAT YOUR PLACE IS A PLACE OF BUSINESS, WHERE MONEY IS EXCHANGED FOR GOODS AND/OR SERVICES. IF YOU HAVE ENOUGH MONEY THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO DANCE, DON'T DO - LEAVE. HOWEVER, UNLESS YOU ARE AN EXCELLENT PICKPOCKET, YOU MAY WANT TO PUT IN A LITTLE MORE EFFORT WHEN IT COMES TO GETTING PAID FOR DANCES. ALSO, IF YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE DOING A DANCE, YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO SAY NO. GIVING A HALF-ASSED SHAKE OF YOUR ASS AND CALLING IT DANCING IS A SURE WAY TO KEEP PEOPLE FROM COMING BACK AND A DEFINITE WAY TO MAKE A BAD NAME FOR YOURSELF!! Anyway, while one was sitting at the bar messing with her phone, the other was finishing up her "dances". Since lame-ass #1 was still busy checking her e-mail, I figured I'd ask lame-ass #2. She got my money and we went to a booth. One thing I forgot to mention - I was one of two customers there (three guys total, but one must have been LA #1 boyfriend).In other words, not many customers. I bring that up to question why she would pick songs that barely finished. I would think on a slow night, you might want to lengthen the songs (who knows, that might make the customer stay longer). Three songs (total time = 7 minutes), plus her interaction was telling me about her toenail (unless she was using it to rub on my crotch, wgaf? When it was over and I paid, she tells me how she'll be happier once 3 a.m. rolls around (once again, WGAF?). Yeah, so unless someone pays my way and dances, I won't step towards that place again, and I will make sure none of my friends get ripped off (see,a good form of advertising is WORD OF MOUTH)...