After driving round and round the...

After driving round and round the hood, I finally found the right road to the place. My first reaction was "What a awesome club". This was monday and I expect that most club are not as active and so I must have came on a off day. I must have sat for about a good 1/2 hour without any offers for a lap dance. The drinks came quick. Finally a babe' noticed me and tried, yes TRIED to dance for me but I felt like a chair she could not get comfortable on, then it was over. Another babe tried but then she rubbed her unshaved legs on me and almost ripped my skin off. Finally one of the hottest hot babes' came down the stairs, but I had no chance with her because the guys were all on her asking for a dance. I am pretty sure it was just a slow night, because this place looks awesome and exciting, probably on weekends, but not on this monday night.