In some ways,this is a typical...

In some ways,this is a typical Missouri juice bar: if you want PINK, no BOOZE. There is a bar right off the highway in which you can drink a couple of pops, or, as was the case the night I was there, sing Kareaoke. Then, you go next door to the titty-bar where the door charge is 15 bucks, and you receive a wristband, so you can come and go with the bar as much as you want. The ice-water I darnk in the juice bar was FREE. The doors are less than 20 feet apart. The bar was great: pool table, Kareaoke, cold beer, 50ish locals leaning over the pool table, showing their goodies, great looking bsartenderesses,etc. The strip club was also great. The girls were mostly young and mostly smoking hot.

I am an old Dude. So the fact that there was paved and secure parking and very clean restrooms were important to me. Smoking was allowed in the bar and strip joint, but was not oppressive.

The hook here is that the VIP area has only BED dances. The guy lays on a bed and the girl strips to a g-string and joins him. Reciprocal contact is allowed, but is EXTREMELY closely monitored by the old Mama-San watching from a few feet away. NO extras. NO funny business.

These bed dances are $40 for the first, $35 thereafter, and buy 3,get one free. They ran a buy 2 get one free special TWICE while I was there, so the per dance deal averaged to $25. Still a little high, but the bed concept allows for lots of warmth and contact.

The only caveat is this: you need to make sure that the girl is right for you, because it is 40 bucks to find out the contrary. My first was very pretty, but a little stiff in bed. The second was older and wiser and worked hard for her money. I tipped her lavishly and did the walk of shame downstairs after it was obvious that, with no extras, my drawers were the only place to loose my load.