I should've written this review 5...

I should've written this review 5 months ago, when I was in town for the CIAA Basketball Tournament back in February. Of all of the clubs I've gone to in my short strip club life, Onyx is easily the best one so far.

I'd tried to go on Friday night, but the parking lot was full and the police had already started blocking off the roads going by the club. So I made it a point to be one of the first ones in the club on Saturday night.

This is a very large and nice looking club with a main area where the huge stage, satellite stages, general seating area, and VIP couches were . . . and a gaming area where the pool tables are.. It took about 30 minutes after I was in the building, but once the dancers started to come out one by one, it was literally like the "Stripper Super Bowl".