I've been to this place twice,...

I've been to this place twice, the first time was okay but the second blew me away. First off this club was renovated since I was there some 3 or 4 years ago. The entrance is now right off of the main street(Duvall St.). The first thing that hit me when I got here was the fact that I paid no cover, quite awesome if you ask me. Upon entering I saw the changes immediately. Once you walk in theres a stage on your right, and a bar on your left, soon after theres a hallway with a couple booths for private dances, and finally a stage in the rear which ends in another room for private dances. It's much cleaner than I remember it, in fact I was quite impressed. At no point while I was there did I ever feel pressured to buy a drink. It's almost as if they don't care if you buy drinks or not, which truthfully encouraged me to buy more drinks that I usually do. I must've gotten multiple dances from about 4 or 5 girls, and I would've loved to get more. Now one thing you should be made aware of is that the club can get quite full given that it's right on the busiest street in Key West. I will admit I felt cramped at times, but whenever I did I just moved to the opposite stage and then found myself quite comfortable.

Now on to the best part of this place, the girls. It's not that they're all drop dead gorgeous, but rather that they offer an amazing variety. You've got hot porn star looking blonds, exotic brunettes, spunky alternative girls, European women, Hispanic, Black. If you're looking for it, they've probably got it. As I said before I got dances from quite a number of girls. How could I not, I found myself say "Oh, I've never gotten a dance from a girl like her before.", or "Wow she's got this whole milf thing going on, I want a dance from her.". I felt like a kid in a candy store, and no one was there to say no. As for the dances themselves, not once was I disappointed. My favorite was a girl who I thought was Brazilian, but ended up being one of the most exotic looking Eastern European girls I've ever seen. The dances were incredibly sensual and by the end of it I was cursing to the heavens that I couldn't take her home with me.

Here comes the part where I state the negatives, except I honestly can't think of any. The drinks were fairly priced, the girls were hot, and the dances were affordable and fun. So would I return here? Hell yes I would. I can't wait for the next time I'm down there so I can have as good a time as I did when I was there last. So if you find yourself in the Florida Keys, and bar hopping just isn't cutting it then by all means head over to The Red Garter...and be prepared for a damn good time.