I'm going to call this place...

I'm going to call this place Little Leningrad. Mostly because I keep thinking the place is called Red Girls, but there's probably a reason for that. As you'll see in my other reviews from Zurich, this is not a U.S. style club. You walk in, check out the girls, decide which one(s) you like and then decide what to do with them. There's a menu on each candlelit table that lays out the fee structure, and it starts with about 200 CHF just start. The cover includes a drink for a new lady friend. The girls were attractive but almost all of them had these frowny mugs which were really off putting. The blonde bartender had the biggest frown of them all, though she did have a nice set of cans. I seem to remember all the girls being tall and blonde, except for the curvy brunette who almost convinced me to plunk down the hefty cover to stay. Almost. A positive about the place was because all the girls were playing the rude version of hard to get I actually got to watch a dancer do something close to a strip tease unbothered for an entire song. Layout was pretty standard stuff for the red light district, but would rate about above average for the states. Dark club, but everything had a hint of red. Not a cool vibe. Girls are ok, but feel free to avoid. If you're wondering how this place rated a 7, so am I but that's what it got at the time.