Kapten Jo's Haifisch Cabaret
Mühlegasse 12, 8001 Zürich, Switzerland

This place has live entertainment. ...

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Jul 18, 2009, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday After Midnight

This place has live entertainment. Strip clubs are supposed to, right? So what's the issue? The problem here was that the gal onstage was not exactly someone you'd like to see naked and she was singing. Backed by a band. It might have been my imagination but I seem to recall an accordion sighting. Shudder. Factor in that the girls on hand were about the roughest bunch I saw off the streets and there just didn't look like good things were going to happen. There was a menu on the bar just like everywhere else I went in Zurich proper, but nothing looked good. Was not a tough choice to walk out before anyone got the mistaken impression I was getting comfortable. I'm not to kick the place anymore by getting into the decor, but it gets some points for originality in the ambiance department. Just didn't really do it for me. Maybe it's not always like this, but I review 'em like I see 'em. If you're not opposed to shelling out cash, in Zurich there's King's Club and Maxim with every other place in town distantly behind. Here in the red light district you can find talent and a good time for less, but the ratio of pimps and gangsters walking around might be a little high for the straight-laced.

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