Walked into this bar and I...

Walked into this bar and I swear the girls were so old they looked like zombies...I am not making this up, they looked like they just came from a Michael Jackson Thriller contest. I walked in, and one of the place was empty - I was the only customer in the place. One of the zombies noticed me, must have thought 'fresh meat' and started my way asking 'what u wont'? Not sure what the other guys were smoking when they went in, but I turned tail and got the hell out I left dust swirls in the parking lot!!!