Known to locals as Metropolis, most...

Known to locals as Metropolis, most cab driver´s will not know what you're talking about if you ask for the Premier. The most upscale of the Monterrey clubs with a 120 peso cover (@ $10). While table side dances are available (or were last year) they don't get offered much. The lowest end privado is 5 dances for 1000 pesos, @ $73 dollars at the current exchange rate. 2000 gets you more private and bigger room, 3000 even more so. 6000 gets you an hour and a bottle of champagne or drinks comped for the two of you. In theory, sex is not for sale, but if you happen to bring your own condom and pay for some privacy, possibilities abound. Girls are very good looking, drinks are in the 200 peso range, there is a surcharge if you put it on plastic. Dancers aren't too pushy, few speak English, many are willing to kiss and all work hard to provide a happy ending. Some have offered their private numbers for days off dalliances. Dangerous industrial area outside the club compound at night. If you take one of the sitio cabs that they provide, ask how much it will be and expect to pay twice what it cost to get there, which is the norm for most Monterrey clubs. If you have a trusted cab driver, call him up and arrange a time to meet him just outside the compound walls, but make sure he's waiting for you. Again, not the best area.