It's been four years since I've...

It's been four years since I've been to the Admiral. I was in town for one night and just had to stop by. Yes, the girls are as pretty as I remember them and yes the dances were as zero contact as I remember them, but damn you can't beat drop dead gorgeous and naked! I'd suggest that you go there with just enough money in your pocket to get in and buy a couple of juices or waters and maybe $40 in ones. This way, you're not tempted by some 10 who is shaking her perfect 10s in your face and asking you for a private dance, but you will be able to sit by the rail and watch some of the prettiest girls in Chicago land take their clothes off for you.

Is life any better than that?