Decided to check this out late...

Decided to check this out late on a Saturday evening. The parking lot was very crowded so I had some hope. My expectations were quickly dashed. I went in and paid the $5 cover charge. Immediately a very friendly but older and quite unattractive woman asked me if I wanted a private dance. I declined and just looked around the place. I then decided to pay the fee for the theather. I entered and mostly saw a bunch of guys sitting watching a small screen TV showing a porno. When my eyes adjusted a bit, I saw a much older lady, Grandma, in the back with Grandpa, getting naked. She was short and overweight but very willing. A bunch of the guys helped her up onto the exam table. I had never seen anything like it.

I retreated back to the store section and a second woman asked me if I wanted a dance. She was black, looked to be nearly 50, and did nothing for me. Finally a woman with a pretty face came by and asked. The priblem here was that she may of weighed more than I do and I'm no lightweight.

I checked out the theather one more time and Grandma was still enjoying herself entertaining the troops.

I probably won't be back but I'll keep dreaming that Grandma was replaced by a 20 year old beauty queen.