Had heard tons about Tootsie's Cabaret...

Had heard tons about Tootsie's Cabaret and man, the stories are true. Hot women everywhere. Unbelievably hot. The cover was free because it was before 8:00 p.m. The club is massive and it was filled. The valet parking was convenient and nice to have. When entering, I was given a placard for the "wheel of friction" game they have on an ongoing basis. The club has traditional strip club lighting, with neon and black lights everywhere. The music wasn't too loud that you couldn't talk to the dancers, but was good enough that you could feel the beat. The women spent very little time dancing and most of their time collecting the money from the patrons who continually were lining up. I sat a little farther away from the stage, hoping to engage in the full Tootsie's experience - which included getting some extras in the VIP room. I loaded up on cash in preparation and am glad I did.

The dancers here are simply the best looking I've seen in years. The quality is just very high. The women are also so plentiful that they have to place the names of the dancers on plasma screens in order to get the names out for patrons who struggle to remember the name of the hot women they just saw dancing. The feature was okay and I already forgot her name, but she is a porn star of limited reputation. Quite frankly, her dance was the worst of all of the ones I saw.

They have a VIP area which I didn't go to and they also have private champagne type rooms that you can rent for $50 an hour before 7 or 8, when the price goes up. Shortly after I got there a Russian MILF comes up to me to start haggling for a private dance. Knowing I simply wanted more than that, I flat out asked her how much for a BJ. She said she didn't do that and could get fired for doing so because other girls had gotten fired recently for this type of behavior. She then volunteered that she had only done it once before and I asked how much to get her to do it a second time with a condom. She quote a huge price, $400. I laughed and said that simply wasn't going to happen. Foolishly offering her more than what I should have paid, I asked her if she would take $200. She said yes and we were off to the private room.