First, as a rule: I *never*...

First, as a rule: I *never* go into Deja Vus. The last time I'd been there, I was insulted and called "gay" because I didn't want to dance with various skanky-ass-ho-bags. Harumph! I'll take my customer dollar elsewhere, thankyewvurrymuch.

Alas, I'd heard rumors on the Rick's SCL boards that Ruby- a ridiculously hot girl, young, star tattoo by her eye, amerind mix, just gorgeous- was at Deja Vu and had been for the past year+ as a bartender, but was returning as a dancer during days except Fri/Sat. I simply had to check it out- call me a sentimental old horndog, but Ruby was in the top 3 hottest women I've EVER met at Rick's, and while I have no illusions of anything but a chance to check out or play with that redonkulously hot bod again (I'm quite frankly scornful of guys who say they've "falling in love" with strippers... how sad!)... I'm a horny perv-boy and she was insanely, smoking hot. If I go to a high-class restaurant every now and then, I don't expect the chef to like me as a person... I just wanna eat the grub, ya know?

That aside... I went in just after open, around 2:15; didn't realize they didn't open until 2pm on Sundays, so I was surprised to be only one of 3 people- kind of awkward. None of the dancers did anything for me- the best was marginally cute, the rest were depressing. Don't get me wrong- there wasn't anything horrifically mutated, but they all had this look on their faces like they were completely bummed. I can't blame them: I'm going to posit that between Rick's- the "dirty" club- and Deja Vus, the DV clubs are far more sexist, patriarchal, and in their own way demeaning to women than Rick's during the daytime used to be.