I've been going to this club...

I've been going to this club for about 15 years now, despite having moved away eons ago. Its an all-time favorite. Dances vary in quality, but are generally excellent overall. The usual DJ is a Philadelphia institution. Some folks swear by the champagne room, the price of which you can negotiate with your lady of choice, but its the couch dances that keep loyal customers coming back. The club also has a reputation for treating its dancers well, which leads perhaps to its only flaw -- namely, that some of the dancers, especially on weekdays, probably should have retired a while ago.