I hadn't been to OG for...

I hadn't been to OG for several years before this past weekend. I remember when it used to be what Spearmint Rhino is now. Now, some people may say that the place has gone downhill. There aren't as many dancers, and it isn't as crowded or crazy. That said, the dancers are cooler than anywhere else. They'll chill with you for a while, and you get much more mileage on all your dances, whether that's on the floor or in the VIP. I had dances from five or six girls on Friday night, and every one of them paid my little friend some extra attention. You've got to love a stripper who tells you to grab her ass while she's sliding up and down on you.

Some of these girls are a little older than the 22-year-olds you see elsewhere. But with age comes experience and a serious skillset. There is a reason we call them MILFs. I ended up spending $300 for 30 minutes in the back, and with my $20 tip of the waitress, that dragged into an hour. Lots of kissing, lots of fingering and fondling and sucking, everything you would hope that a sexy stripper would give you in the VIP. Sure, I heart Rhino. I love Treasures. But OG is my fave Vegas spot right now.