It was only 20 from ripon,...

It was only 20 from ripon, which was 20 miles too far. We walked into an arguement between a large girl (6' 245lbs) and a pancake chested midget. They were tearing up the few pity dollars that some drunk desperate dude who lives with his mother threw at them. I did get to see some lady parts and now really wish that I didn't. Maybe I'm too harsh or just wasn't drunk enough but either way I almost asked them to give me back the money I spent on gas to get there. What a group of fine specimens, it kind of reminded me of Brookfield Zoo. Except in this case the monkeys were running wild in the elephant house. Don't feel bad for me fishing has been good and there are lots of fish to catch tomorrow. If you want to feel sorry for something, feel sorry for the pole. That must have been some heavy duty hardware. It's a good thing that it was only a topless club..... I can't imaging having one of those funky snappers any where near my pie hole. My advice... Visit a local bar or just stay home and rub one out.