Made the 70 mile trip on...

Made the 70 mile trip on a Saturday night around 9 PM and this is my story. Pulled into a parking lot that was filled with potholes and washouts large enough to bottom out a car (justifying all the pick-ups). Looks like a old roadside restaurant/gas station from the 40's and 50's that was a little run down. Found it interesting that a sign entering the building stated "leave your weapons at the door" (something close to that). Opened the door and at first I thought I was going to start hearing Dueling Banjos as almost all of the customers looked like they just crawled out of the woods or back from a hunting trip for supper (dueling banjos). There was a distinct odor of smoke and old spilled alcohol fermented of many years (didn't bother me as I'm a smoker). I'm found my way over to the little bar with maybe 8-10 stools. Was greeted by a couple of below average, but friendly women bartenders and ordered a beer. I think it was $3 for those interested in prices. The place had about 30 customers (almost all regulars and mostly just drinkers), with a mix of young to old (maybe 80 and all the power to him), women and men. Quite a few looked like they could use a good shower. The crowd at times was as entertaining as the dancers. I counted 9 dancers and they would range from 2-7 (7 being generous in my book). I now know where dancers go that can't make it in the average clubs (or they want to be the best of the crop). That isn't necessarily a bad thing, just calling it as I see it. There were a couple of girls that had definitely done too much crack. All the girls I saw had obvious signs of motherhood. Some had tummies bigger than there booties (something for everyone as always). There was one AA girl who had a rock hard legs & ass but no boobs (to bad). No Asian as I had read about before and noticed her name wasn't on the board (just my luck).

I grabbed another beer and tried my best to blend into the crowd at a table. I won't go into names, but with enough beer and my goggles now on - I will venture to say I partook of the best looking gals I could. Yes the VIP is everything you could want it to be remembering that this is an old roadhouse and absolutely nothing fancy about the VIP. I think I was a novelty to a certain degree (clean, nicely dressed, had more than drink money, and most importantly showed respect (even to the 2's as we all need some respect). With that said, I spent 3 Bens over a couple of hours and as NASA would say "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED TWICE"!

I wouldn't suggest this place for anyone looking for eye candy or fresh meat. I would suggest it for those who know what they are getting into. For those who can adapt to the atmosphere - you will have a good time. I will visit again in the future as it's the adventure that can be as exciting as the results.