This club was right off the...

This club was right off the highway driving between San Diego and Los Angeles, which is why it got a look. Didn't sound so great from the reviews, and it's not a standout club in any way that I can think of having been there. Considering it's the only game in town, though, it could have been a lot worse. The next club I saw that day was Captain Cream's up in El Toro. Similar to this place it's the only club for miles and was pretty wretched.

First things first, it had a free buffet. Some type of pasta and meatball dish. Actually it was pizza, but since it took me that long to remember what it was supposed to be that'll tell you not to walk in hungry. Unlike other places, no one who worked there seemed interested in eating the food. But I'd been on the alcohol diet all day so anything was decent and free was better than nothing. The place was a decent size on the inside and the spacing was comfortable. The tables had built in dancing platforms, which in hindisght I should have put to good use just for giggles. Can't imagine a girl being able to do much in that confined a space given the no touch rules.

When you pull up to the stage, you'll see a box around the stripper pole that looks like 3-second box on a basketball court. That's the box the dancers have to stay in once the clothes come off. About the dancers, they were better than average and pretty hot once into their top tier girls. Dylan, who claimed to be a redhead but looked brunette in the light, was the best of the bunch and gave a pretty good dance all things considered. The dances can be topless (at least peek-a-boo) and are about as wide open as possible. With mirrors on the wall, even the booth backed against a support pillar facing away from the main part of the club is easy to spot.