This is a non-alcoholic club! ...

This is a non-alcoholic club! Just wanted to get that out first. The club goes a long way to hide that fact. Saw a couple groups of guys seriously disappointed when they tried to place their drink order. Also, because its non-alcoholic they allow 18 year old customers and dancers, which can make for an odd club experience.

With that said, the club venue is pretty nice. Its an old neighborhood movie theater converted into an upscale looking club. There is little or no parking, but valet will handle your car for 5 bucks, just make sure you leave before the crowd at the end of the night. Otherwise, its about a 20 dollar fairly quick cab ride from downtown or O'hare.

The girls are almost all young, hot, and friendly with a good mix of ethnicity for everyones tastes. The ratio of girls to tables seems pretty good too. The table dances are a "get-to-know-ya" priced at 10 bucks, but are entirely air. The private dances are a much steeper 30 bucks a song and can be no more contact than a table dance depending on the girl, which make them pretty much a crap shoot. Also, the 25 dollar cover and 7 dollar coke/juice is a little bit above average, but look for coupons and/or specials online.