recently stopped here while in town...

recently stopped here while in town for the Nascar race. my first mistake was calling ahead, the loser on the phone said they sold beer, and that the liquor was BYOB so we get to the door and there is a $10 dollar cover charge, the guy says "any liquor"?? we said no....in we go...ask for a beer...he said BYOB anyway, we knew we wouldn't stay long after hearing that. a girl rushed right over to see if we needed anything, she was decent looking, but i noticed her eyes. She informed me that iit was Friday night....Vampire night she had special contact lenses to make her eyes look weird, and fangs to match! we watched 5-6 girls rotate through and were about to leave. then my vampire chick said don't go until you see our feature. we waited, 6-8 girls appeared wearing hooded robes carrying candles walking through the crowd. 5 of them proceeded to do a skit on the main stage. it wasn't bad by any means, I just wonder how often they practice and where, maybe the local cemetery?

all the girls were friendly, some were a little overweight,but what do you expect from southern vampires

i enquired about a private dance, 1 song $25 no contact....even when tipping at the main stage, the customer is to approach the stage and put both hands behind his back