What a strange place. I...

What a strange place. I was in El Paso for a few days and decided to start my strip club sampling at the Cab. Club is a storefront in a seedy little strip mall. I'm a middle-aged white guy and had no problems, although the club, dancers, and patrons made me feel like I was in Juarez. $10 dollar cover gets you in and I walked into a very dark club. Some hog was dancing on stage, and all I could see were other hog-like dancers. After turning a few away, they had this goofy little thing were they start playing some Mexican folk song and all the girls get up on stage at the same time. After a minute or so, they descend and circulate amongst the patrons, giving mini-table dances for a dollar tip. At this point I realized there were a couple of lookers in the crowd, and when one grabbed my johnson during the mini-dance, I took her up on her offer of a VIP dance. VIP dances take place in dark, open booths that face into the main area. The girl is visible from the floor, but the guy is sitting back a bit in the dark. My senorita quickly was giving me some high mileage. Two dances later, I was done. Dances were $20/each. As others have said, there are lots of unattractive women here, but a few lookers were there this night, and it was definitely worth a visit.