Xoticas
8307 San Lorenzo Dr Laredo, TX 78045

A pretty nice club, considering there...

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Justanotherexvirgin
Mar 18, 2009, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

A pretty nice club, considering there is no competition this side of the Rio Grande. Drinks are $5.00+ for beer, mixed drinks are slightly more. Lap dances are $20.00, Table dances are $10.00 with a special Friday night deal when all the dancers rotate from table-to-table for a $1.00 for 30-to-45-seconds of lap time. There are a couple of pool tables near the bar.

The joint is only topless and all the dancers are required to wear "pasties." In this case they use a liquid latex that's painted on and one of the bouncers has to "inspect" each girl to be sure she's applied enough material. (Nice "duty," huh?) One of the girls told me the owner personally applied the latex the first night they were required to wear it last year, so they'd be sure to know how much the law required.

Most of the dancers wear a bikini-type bottom with a thong underneath. i don't know why they bother, since most of them keep the bikini on anyway.

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