I tried to think of any...

I tried to think of any redeeming qualities that this place might have, but I can come up with nothing. Bad service, weird looking hillbilly clientele, terrible attitudes and over the hill/gross looking women. Like Venus, this place is a local bar where naked women dance on a small stage with a pole. Wear your lumberjack outfit or you'll be blackballed.

While making my way to the bar I was chased down by the doorman (satan worshipping looking guy with a bald head and a goatee) who said that the cover was two bucks. Two bucks is nothing, but for a place like this? After sitting at the bar I looked at the woman dancing fully nude on stage. A tall slightly overweight late forty something white woman who looked like she was ready to pass out. Two overweight women at the side of the stage were enjoying the show, who I later found out were lesbians. That would be hot unto itself, except both women looked like they could take on Brock Lesner and win. The bartender (Trashy looking thin white girl with dirty black hair)had a horrible attitude. I asked her if she danced at all and she said "no" and then headed off to talk with the regulars. Never smiled or made eye contact. She only came back when my drink ($3.75 bottle) was empty. I don't expect to have a lengthy talk about economics, but how about being friendly instead of having a bad attitude?

I stayed and watched the next girl who was a slight step up from the last. If she didn't have the face of a Jerry Springer guest she might be a 4. Boobs were natural B's but looked odd. She got naked on stage and lifted her leg to the pole to give a good shot of her beaver. I have to say that was one nasty looking crotch. Good thing I was only drinking or I may have lost my food. When she came to ask me for a dollar tip I gave it to her since she REALLY tried. Since she sounded like she was strung out on something I cut the conversation short.