This joint is little more than...

This joint is little more than a small, rundown dump of a neighborhood bar with mostly bad topless dancers. The lap dances are not very private and the prices I was quoted were not cheap ($25 per). The women were mostly older or overweight women with bad teeth. One who latched on to me was OK looking (maybe a 6), a 37 y/o latina with, she claimed, 20 years experience dancing. But she wouldn't stop talking - ever. She talked so much, so fast, she interrupted herself to make comments about what she said, even before she finished the sentence.

Finally, I tried a private dance with her, just for the chance at silence. No such luck. She gave a very hands on lapper, but she never stopped talking. I left soon after the one dance. Really, I won't be back!!