In Miami for a few days...

In Miami for a few days and decided to check out the local clubs. Tootsie's was a must see based on TUSCL reviews. The club looked enormous from the street, plenty of free parking - or valet - if you want to pay the price. The entrance was grandly overdone in true tacky stripclub style. I was asked to walk on in - no cover before 8PM - and I wandered into an alternate universe. This place is - wall to wall - tacky stripclub hyperbole, with all the possible alternatives. The bar on the east wall, nearest the entrance, has stools placed far enough apart to allow a dancer to snuggle in next to you and the high stools allow for a clear view of the main stage over the cheap seats on the main floor. And they are the cheap seats, uncomfortable aluminium and vinyl "kitchen chairs" packed in tight around the stage rail (the rail surrounds a walkway around the stage where the dancers go to "encourage" tips after their stage dance.).

For a few $ more you can sit in fabfic upholstered pub chairs in the raised VIP section on the main floor, or spend even more $$$ to get a grand seat on the upper deck overlooking all the peons down below.

Giant screen TVs, a VIP room, "chanpaigne" rooms, and private party rooms on the upper deck complete the universe of SC fantasy. But it's not cheap, and it takes lots of girls to make it work.