The place itself used to be...

The place itself used to be a warehouse, so it's plenty spacious. The parking is horrendous. Considering that they've been in that same location for a decade, you'd think they would've paved the parking lot. So, enter with caution. The layout is pretty straightforward, bar first, then the dance area. There's 3 mini stages and the main stage. The girls start at the main stage then progress through the three mini ones before starting their rounds. About 40% of the customers are thugs (as is a lot of Laredo) but there's plenty of security and there hasn't been any problems as far as I can remember. The DJ is annoying as fuck, but when is a strip club DJ ever entertaining?

On a Friday or Saturday, you'll usually see 3 or 4 great ones, 5 or 6 so so ones, and 4 damn it's. The majority speak only Spanish (which isn't a shock considering that Laredo is 92% hispanic). The lapdances aren't too bad and most will let you cop a feel here and here. On Friday's they have the 'boom-boom' dance at midnight where all the girls walk the floor and you can get a mini lap dance (about 30-45 seconds) for a dollar. This lasts about 10-15 minutes, so you can get a good amount of girls within that time. The girls don't try to hustle too much, but there is the occasional girl that you gotta watch. They'll order a drink on your tab without asking you first, which as you probably know, comes out to double the drink price.

Overall, it's a 7 out of 10 and could possibly move to an 8 if the new place they're moving to (old Babe's BYOB location) brings more girls down.