Tango India I must give this club...

Tango India

I must give this club mixed reviews and keep in mind the alternative forms of entertainment available in this wonderful country, atmosphere 10, mileage 10, women 10, service 10, costs 1, annoyance factor 1. This is a very large club located about half way between downtown San Jose and the airport. A taxi is about $6.00 ether way. As a pilot, I have to give this place a 10 for atmosphere. All of the employees dress in lavish costumes with an aviation theme captains, first mates, flight attendants, you get the picture. They have a fully refurbished Connie airliner that dominates the center of the theatre. You are welcome to scale the gangway and board. Inside you’ll find the seats are backwards, facing a small stage, where tasteful live sex shows are preformed. Your flight attendant will do things you’ve only dreamed of. You can climb into the cockpit and manipulate the controls to your hearts content. As if this is not enough there is a large Jacuzzi that comes with any two nude girls you pick for $100 per hour. (My advice is to find a spinner and let her pick a girlfriend). The club is new and incredibly beautiful. The girls are beautiful and come from all around the world, mostly Europe and South America. There are several stages with fully nude talented chicas performing one at a time and no tipping is expected. I felt I had to tip this one beauty for her outstanding performance. I was profoundly rewarded which drew so much attention to me that I did not do it again. . Unless you are extremely extroverted, don’t let them pull you up on the stage. There is no limit to the debauchery they will sink to, at your expense, for the entertainment of the crowd. Full contact (virtually anything goes) lap dances are $4.00 per song and are preformed in many venues. There is no reason to go to a VIP or Champagne room on your first visit. If you know anything about CR chicas, modesty or privacy is not an issue. You’ll get what you want right there in the theater. Buying drinks for the girls is both mandatory and expensive. This is where all the money comes from to run this place. There is no way around this.

There is an entry fee (sorry I can’t remember the exact charge) but it’s a good value because it’s good for many drinks for you but not for the girls. Bedrooms, that look more like condos, are available by the hour or until closing at a fair price. You tip (propina) the girl or girls for services rendered. Because of the expectation level of the average pervert in CR and the competitive nature of chicas to please and hold your attention, orgies are liable to break out at any moment. To counter this there are an extraordinary amount of pleasant male attendants at your beckon call to serve you and provide you with anything you can imagine. Once again no tips are expected. Everything is paid for with the Lady Drinks. Now here’s the rub, these attendants make sure the lady drinks keep flowing. Once the lady drinks stop you are treated like a leper and you may as well leave. Lady drinks are quoted at approximately. $12.00 but with the tax and service charge they average $22.00 depending on their beverage of choice. If they are drinking champagne from a flute they can down it in one gulp if they want. If you build a rapport with a girl she will drink more slowly but there is a limit to what your attendant will stand for.

My advice: Pay the entrance fee, take your drink tickets to the bar and tell every girl that approaches “no company” before she even says anything. Have some drinks, get your bearings, and then explore the place. Don’t let the girls hang on or pull you over to them. Eye contact is fine but stay in charge and keep saying “no company”. There is no need to avoid the male attendants. They will answer any questions and show you the facilities perhaps even give you honest advice; they are there to serve you. Once you have endured this as long as humanly possible (approximately 20 min.) pick out the girl of your dreams and start the $4.00 lap dances imminently. Don’t get comfy or chit chat and get to know her first because the drinks start flowing imminently. As you spot someone different pay your tab and go directly to her and start dancing again. If not the former girl will follow you around the club and the drinks keep pouring. Do not run a tab especially with a credit card pay as you go. Do not get violent or refuse to pay a bill for any reason.

You could have the time of your life here for a price. http://www.tangoindia.net this is there web site, it will give a feel for the size and the quality of the club but leaves to the imagination the height of the mileage you will receive.