Why is Spearmint Rhino LV the...

Why is Spearmint Rhino LV the top strip club on my TUSCL big list in the United States?

Is it because it's open 24/7 stocked with pantsworthy dancers? Not exactly. Maybe because it's the chic hangout and it's the name anyone who's done any legwork at all knows about before they hit town? Not really. Could it be that big Suge Knight was hanging out there right before his convict self was locked up for pulling a blade on his girl while driving? Nope. But that did remind me of that time Ray Lewis stepped on my foot at Penthouses (back when I still went to DC clubs) right before he got busted for that knife and dead guy incident in Atlanta way back when. Never know who'll you'll run into at these joints.

So anyway, there isn't a specific answer but Anne Hathaway's stripper twin sister stacked with DD's and a dancer perfect ass on my lap probably had something to do with it. She went by Vivid (as in she'd be a vivid memory, which I guess is true since I remember her saying it much much later), and I was sold on this place long before she used my face to fluff her amazing twin pillows. The place has been described to the nth degree so I won't go over the general details. Most of what you'll read on the look and feel is accurate, and if you've seen other Rhino's elsewhere just imagine those places bigger and badder with even better talent on hand.