I had a week in Guatemala,...

I had a week in Guatemala, and my car kept driving itself back to this place. I believe I stopped in five nights out of seven. I got laid five nights out of the five.

If you can't find a plethora of chicas here who will get you hard, you simply are not a red-blooded American male.

The biggest irritant is that they push drinks at you relentlessly. They expect you to buy a drink for yourself every 25 minutes. A $15 chica drink will buy you about five miutes. It is best to cut to the chase and buy "servicio" upstairs for 600 quetzales (about $78 dollars).