On my way to visit aging...

On my way to visit aging parents, I stopped by this club, right on the highway a few miles north of Little Rock. Situated neatly behind a privacy fence and right between a used mobile home sales lot and a Baptist church, it is quintessential Arkansas. The lot is partially paved, well-lit and patrolled. The doorman was helpful and pleasant, and I noticed that all of the "security" personnel inside the place were professional and generally unobtrusive.

Cover charge was five bucks and the change was a stack of singles, as the tipping action at ringside was pretty healthy, though most of the customers sat in safety seats, at least earlier in the evening until the place filled up.

Beer was cold and cheap and there was never any issue about buying drinks for the girls. From purely a value standpoint, unless you came for lap action, it is outstanding. The club is marked down due to local laws which allow only very safe contact during lap dances.

The dancers, save one, who shall be unnamed but looks Hawaiian and bugged the shit out of me all night by sitting at my table and engaging in inane chatter (clearly she was a student paying her way through school, but her performance in class had to be sub-par, cuz she was a by-God dipshit), were attractive, with a few of them being very high quality. There are two side-by-side stages and several of the girls did quality pole work.

The girls mingled at my table, though it was clear that I was an outsider, and all but the aforementioned dipshit were nice, sexy, flirty and bright.