I went on Halloween. I...

I went on Halloween. I dig dancers in costume. The parking was well-lit and heavily patrolled and behind the business for good privacy.

After entering in the rear and noticing that I was the only customer, I almost didn't stay, but I ordered a beer and it was very cold and the bartender was a genuinely good dude. They did not charge me cover, but I think that there is one.

Even though I was a solo, the DJ fired up and a long line of pretty girls began dancing. All were pretty and young, they came in all sizes and colors. All of them were in costume, although one of them claimed that she came dressed as a stripper.... My favorite was the Sexy Bee. Young lithe and blonde, she was very pretty and halfway bright. She did great pole work and shook it as close as she could without violating laws and ordinances. About those laws: In Springfield, there is NO touchy, NO "simulated sex" and NO nipples. That's right, all the girls had little pieces of nipple-colored tape over their nipples. No total nude, as they sold liquor.