I am an older guy, and...

I am an older guy, and stuff like off-street, well lit, paved parking is important. There was a security patrol and the lot was behind the business for added privacy. This club is downtown KC near many family-oriented destinations, and it was an odd juxtaposition having these new "family" spots tucked into the same block as this club, screaming with a bright neon sign "Totally Nude!!"

The club was very clean and smoke free. The restroom was clean, but small and had no privacy if there was more than one dude draining the main vein at the same time.

NO BOOZE. Missouri rules, juice bar=total pink. There is a tavern next door, and Dave at the front door let me come and go with no problem. Cover is $19 and gets you all the soda/juice/water you want. "Stripper" drinks are $6.