Ok so i went this sunday...

Ok so i went this sunday to lappers cause I thought my usual girl violet was there. she is an awesome dancer.

But I find out she already worked her days this week. I decide to stay anyways since i payed the charge to get in and see what else was here.

I waited 15 minutes before a woman named savvanah walks out and asks if i want a dance. I also broke the cardinal rule. NEVER EVER GIVE HER THE MONEY FOR THE DANCES BEFORE HAND. She got the money first and gave me the worst lapdance of my life. if she wasnt just leaning over a table in front of me waving her ass at me, she was either lying on the table on in my lap. barely moving at all. After the 4th dance I just wanted to leave but i couldnt move cause she wouldnt get off of me. she wouldnt even show her tits till the 3rd dance. I also think she had to have benn on something. her eyes kept rolling back in her head like she was on some hard ass drug. I guess her showing me her cooter on the last dance to me was her way of saying I might try harder if you stay. Believe you me, i was out like a bolt of lightning.

If the people who manage lappers read this. please look into that lazy woman. And please for gawd sakes if an older blond woman named savvanah asks you for a lapdance say no.

If I do ever go back im calling ahead of time and asking if violet is working. i might also ask if savvanah is as well. just so i can avoid that travesty to all lapdancers.