I've been here 5 or 6...

I've been here 5 or 6 times, most recently dropped in for a quick peek around 7pm about a month ago. It's small, two stages lined with stools. Neither clean nor filthy. $10 cover, theoretically a two drink minimum with no booze or BYOB -- bottled water, red bull, coke, near-beer. They sometimes pat down at the door -- I've brought in a little rum for my coke before, but it doesn't seem worth it. The clientele is an amiable mix of wanna-be-gangtsa, hipster, honry old man, and horny young man, with the occasional bull dyke. Never seen any trouble. Bouncer tends to be forgiving.

Naturally, couldn't resist a couple lap dances. $20 each, without any tip pressure, though I usually tip. Dancers are nude on stage, but dress up a little for the lap. Dances tend to be more full-contact than most joints, and sometimes the girls pride themselves on bringing, er, complete satisfaction during the dance. I've been offered the back room a couple times but never tried it.

The star of the evening was Tatiana aka Tatianita -- tall, blonde, genuinely lovely, real tits, and a lap dancing technique that was absolutely stellar. By some combination of well-chosen clothing and unique biology (big lips), she manages to make a 100% legal lapdance feel like something much more intimate. I swear that I twice, TWICE, had to look down to check that my pants were still closed. I got two dances, and the second one more than enough.