The Brass Mule, also known locally...

The Brass Mule, also known locally as the Brass Ass, is a throw back to the 1970's strip club. You walk in the door and it feels like you're back in a 1970's strip club. It's a very dark club, and you can barely see to find a seat. There's one main stage. I sat down and within seconds after ordering a drink, a girl comes up and asks if I'd like to buy her a drink. I politely decline, saying I just walked in and would like to watch the show for awhile. This continued over the next 30 minutes, with every girl in the club hustling me for a drink. The girls were older, and well below average in looks. I decided I had enough and left. I won't be back.