So driving by here there was...

So driving by here there was one thing I wanted to see by the time I parked and walked in. Posted in bold letters on a sign outside was "Baby Oil Wrestling". Even better, when I got inside they were running it that night. More on that later.

Two stages. One large bar against the back wall when you walk in. Long rectangular main stage off to left against wall. Circular satellite stage to the right when facing away from the DJ booth. Not a ton of girls on hand when I walked in, but the ones I saw were pleasant looking enough. I'm writing this review having run through a ton of clubs in two of the top SC towns in the country so my bar is set a little high right now. That said, there was a strawberry blonde on the smaller stage who caught my eye (at least her fantastically perfect ass did). Her name started with a K and it'll be a name you've probably never heard before. They run dance specials every once in a while so I got a 2fer (want to say 2 for $20 or so) from her that was pretty good for a sit on your hands dance. They have a higher tier of dances with increasing amounts of contact, but by the time I got here I was pretty good for the night. The main lap area is to the right of the bar and has long padded benches on three walls. Took a quick scan around during the set and, yeah, the regular LDs are pretty tame. Didn't get a table dance and let's just say most true believers out there can skip those, too. But it was a nice opportunity to discuss how exactly she managed to get an ass like that. Wasn't carrying a lot of change and the usher taking care of the couch room made change for me to pay for the dances. No problems there. Actually, the staff was very cool overall. They gave me the run down about the club being under new ownership since January and they were still doing improvements. Lookswise the place is already pretty decent.

Ok, so onto the baby oil wrestling. During the 2fer, dancers kept filing in and out of the LD room trying to recruit girls for the show. Thinking back on it now, it was slightly annoying because they were pushing hard to get K to do it and it was interrupting the dance. No blow by blow on the conversations, but eventually they had their girls situated and set up an inflatable "wrestling ring" in front of the main stage with tables and chairs arranged in a semi circle around. From what I saw the show was cool. Here's what wasn't. To get started, the staff was asking that guys buy the bottles that they'd use to the wet the girls down for each match. $20 to get the bottle and squirt them up. 2 girls, 2 bottles. From over by the bar I'm looking around at 20+ guys all staring blankly with the DJ saying they couldn't get started until the bottles were paid for. Not having all night for the cheap patrol to pony up I walk over, drop $20 and try to hand off the bottle to one of guys sitting close to do the honors. No takers. Finally a bouncer agrees and I can go back to my seat to watch the show. C'mon guys. You get out of these clubs what you put into them! But I digress. Nice club. Nice girls. Check it out. And tip Shannon, drink provider extraordinaire. Totally hot, yes, and also sweet.