The place is seedy and run...

The place is seedy and run down, it's definitely divey. Admission includes a weapons patdown. Surly, bored bartending staff eyes you as the hefty dancers shuffle around on stage. But I did run into an unexpected spot of brightness -- a young, trim, friendly girl who took me into the semiprivate back room. No extras on offer at first, but after a little coaxing she demonstrated a surprising amount of dexterity with her feet in my crotch. Got the job done.

It's low-rent all the way, but if your expectations are low and so is your budget, you could do worse.